Monday, May 31, 2010

How Many Kcal In Chicken Chow Mein

The Presumed


TICA WISDOM

a Tico is quietly taking his breakfast, when a typical American, chewing gum, sits next to him. The U.S. ignores the attic, and the American not too happy about it, tries to make conversation by asking:

- Excuse me, do you eat all the bread?.

- Of course, 'replies the attic.

- We do not just eat the bread crumb inside and the outside we put in a container, recycle it, transform it into flour and export to Costa Rica.

- The tico listen quietly, undisturbed. The American is still chewing gum and insists:

- Do you eat jam with bread?

"Of course, answers the attic.

"We do not. We eat breakfast in the fresh fruit, nuts and seeds, put in another 'container', recycle them, transform it into jam and export to Costa Rica.

- the attic, a little upset, he asks: 'And you, what they do with the condoms after use?

- The throw away, of course!.

- We do NOT say the attic, after use put them in a container. Recycle them, transform them into chewing gum and export to the United States. Jajaja
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MONDAY, JUNE 7
19:30 hs. SAN JOSE
1116 between Paraguay and Gutiérrez Ruiz

THE VOICE AND THE SPELL
despite the popularity of Washington Benavides, is the first book devoted entirely to him and his work. Through his prolific output, the poet Tacuarembó born has become a real pillar and a reference work of Uruguayan culture. Nearly half a thousand songs hold his own. The most representative voices of Uruguayan music (Zitarrosa, Los Olimareños, Viglietti, Numa Moraes, Darnauchans, Carlos Benavides, Larbanois-Carrero, Jorge Bonaldi, etc) have given their popularity texts often divorced from the author's name, which thus enjoys a secret glory which he knew held in his poem "The songs" Manuel Machado.

The book gives the word Benavides allowing himself a "heart to heart dialogue" with the reader, who will know the path of life a man who has been a witness committed their time and a major promoter of our culture, both of which are evident also in its abundance has published work in which man engages in the discussion of the history and the poet with the word (with himself as a builder of both) through a poetic tone conversational, accessible, uplifting reveals a dimension of everyday life.

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Homage to Jules Laforgue (Montevideo, 1860 - Paris, 1887) to 150 years after his birth

National Library (July 18, 1790), Varela
Chamber Tuesday, June 8, 19hs

Participants: Fernando Roberto Echavarren

Loustaunau
Virginia Lucas Andrés Echevarría


Free admission

Records and transmits pre-recorded, the radio program The thinking machine driven by Pablo Silva Olazabal Uruguay Radio 1050 AM, SODRE




INVITE Free Area of \u200b\u200bthe Ministry of Education and Culture National Library of Uruguay


The importance and influence of Jules Laforgue in contemporary poetry are strong. The most often cited as recipients of such influence have been Ezra Pound and TS Eliot and overlooks the River Plate in the verses of Lugones, Güiraldes or Julio Herrera y Reissig, but the list can be long and go from Guillaume Apollinaire to Luis Pimentel in English and include all those poets who read Jules and endorsed the stamp colloquial and free and skeptical irony, the peculiar adjectives and landscapes where the moon becomes a symbol of existential exile. The Pierrot figure of a rebellious, attention to peasant sensuality and the questioning of bourgeois mores, inspired later poets Laforgue making one of the leading voices of universal poetry.


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2010

Under Law No. 15. 843 creative awards for literary work, the Ministry of Education and Culture through its Area of \u200b\u200bArts, National Culture invites all natural or legal citizens, regardless of their place of residence to participate in the Annual Awards for Literature 2010.


This edition will take an important increase in amount of the awards and the publication of the works awarded the first prize in the category unpublished. The terms of issue will be discussed once established timely judgments.

is established then the most important literary award in the country, giving 1,500,000 pesos in all contest categories.

Contestants may choose two of the five jurors who will deliberate in its category by secret ballot and making this prize a more democratic body for the participants.


The prize consists of two items. May occur published authors of works published in 2008, and authors of unpublished works.

The literary prize will be awarded in the following categories and subcategories:

A) Works in verse and prose poems
B) Narrative
C) Children's Literature
D) Theater (comedy, drama and children's theater)
E) Tests:

1) literary essays and articles, features and news stories gathered in volume, refer to literary matters.
2) History, Biographies and related topics.
3) Philosophy, Linguistics and Education Sciences.
4) Art (research, analysis, commentary).

F) Works on Science Social and Legal
G) Works on Scientific Research and Information.



Work reception: Monday 7 to Tuesday 29 June between the hours of 13-18 hours.

Location: National Cultural Dir, San Jose 1116 - CP. 11 100

More Information: www.mec.gub.uy - www.cultura.mec.gub.uy / Tel (02) 908 6950-908 6740 - int.


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Friday, May 28, 2010

Laundromats Upper East Side

smell bad ..!


How hard is to tell people how bad they smell, but if it is a woman!
Bonita, good people and others, but really smelly. All but one does notice it as decircelo. Maybe it does not use deodorant or sweat a lot or not, but good is a pretty bad smell.

once had a professor in the school, and had a mustache, then some friends threw him a Prestobarba in the bag, this time will need to take a deodorant in the bag?


is difficult to tell a person that smells bad, you can take it a certain way, you may be angry, be offended or fence it up and hit him! haha ..
Well, we come across anything in the life, and can only be tolerant and in this case not to be very close to it! jojo

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Halloween Costumes Crutches

Spooky, The Hamster against 2010 World

This is an excellent video that pass through MTV. The spooky hamster


Length: 45segundos

"I'm seeing, I'm watching" JAJAJA

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

How Do I Get Pee Smell Out Of My Porcelain Dolls?

Paula Simonetti May


cited by:

Silvia Alonso Laura Parris


mention: Claudia


Magliano Roberto Genta
Sylvia Parris
Laura Alonso Eduardo Curbelo

Preza Alicia Diaz Dina

Melba Guariglia
Luis Bravo
Rafael Courtoisie


bio / biblio:

I Paula Simonetti was born in Montevideo, I have 20 years writing more than they should and yet I have no edit. Bachelor of Arts Course in the Humanities, and I have hopes of receiving in 2011. I have attended workshops and courses, both in Paysandu - where I lived for four years, as in Montevideo, participated in the poetry workshop at the home of writers, literary attended courses with prof. Gustavo Martinez and various seminars and symposia, now I'm doing the training in writing workshops, one day soon I coordinate one.


poems


1

on these eyes that there is a test

sleepy little tenderness
leaking like hand clutching a caress

and dropped on the failure
front of me is the real landscape
what's behind the name is just a version


presence
2


My body is a small detail
in your eyes.


3

A piece of
child does not cling to clothing

her mother falls down

not saved


4

There is a puddle of dirty water holding

to heaven

caressing a cloud reflection to rid a step
There
a paper boat waiting

Another
afternoon in the pool where another woman

invited me drown No matter


But it's not that


5

Not your
tear your skin in tact

tear and two small certainties of life

skin of a tear in

so do not look: privacy

run that dropped


website

todolodemasesliteratura.blogspot.com

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Dear / I:

hereby inform you that the second instance of Registration of Writers and Writers was rescheduled for June. The decision focuses on the quest to optimize resources and criteria among the various artistic areas of the National Culture to achieve this and other inscriptions.

Thank you for your kind understanding. We

orders for any query.


Best regards.

Virginia Lucas. Area Coordinator
Letters.
National Culture.