said that in Alajuelita wisest witch lives in the world. Once, a young man came with him to discover the way to the heart of a woman policy, which had fallen in love.
When he found the witch at the top of Monte de la Cruz, asked
shaman shamans Tell me: What is the shortest path, safe and straightforward to get to the heart of a woman TICA?
The shaman replied: There is no safe way to the heart of a woman's policy, only the edge of the cliff paths and roads with no maps or compasses, covered with rocks, thorny bushes and poisonous snakes. "
But then, what should I do to win the heart of my eagle? Remember
Boy: Keep in your mind and your heart the lessons and give you advice ... Follow them closely and you'll get to the heart of the woman you love.
1. Brush your teeth.
2. Do not scratch the front of her eggs.
3. Give it away flowers and many, many present.
4. Lift the toilet seat before urinating and remember to download it later.
5. Wash your hands when leaving the bathroom.
6. Do not chew with your mouth open.
7. Hard not to burp, or better, not ever burp.
8. Not fart.
9. Do not speak ill of her mother, love it as his own mother.
10. Do not say bad words.
11. Ria always the bad jokes of it.
12. Not cele, or perhaps, a little bit.
13. Let her be jealous of you. She can.
14. Do not get chubby. Moreover, never fat. Yes it can (but never tell).
15. Do not delay in the bathroom. Learn how to clean the bathroom floor, but still, do not delay.
16. Do not let the cloth lying.
17. Do not say that she can not drive.
18. Do not be late home. Leave work and go immediately to your home.
19. Do not linger with friends. Or better yet, have no friends.
20. Do not dream about having friends.
21. Never look at or talk about boobs or buttocks of her friends.
22. Do not be stingy. Use at least two debit cards and two credit.
23. Do not look at other women. Moreover, understanding once there are no other women.
24. Do not talk about your ex. You never had anyone before her.
25. Say 'I love you' at least 24 times a day.
26. Learn to cook.
27. Wash dishes and leave the kitchen clean.
28. Arrange the bed (always).
29. Call it from anywhere, hopefully when you are busier
30. Let her buy clothes, shoes, etc., Whenever she wants. Moreover, help her to walk for hours choosing what you want to buy (and smile while walking).
31. Let her talk for hours on the phone, and if you can, pay the phone bill.
32. No snoring.
33. Remember, you do not like hates football and Formula 1 racing.
34. Shave every day so they would not hurt.
35. Do not think only about sex, but do not overdo it; propóngaselo often, but you are tired and made m. ..
36. Observe when she hurt her head, but if she asks, complázcala immediately.
Oh, and will not fall asleep immediately afterwards should look into her eyes and caress it until it is she who is peacefully asleep.
37.Diga at all times that she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. 38.No
discuss with her remember she is always right about everything. 39.Hágale
know how miserable life would if she is not with you.
The Young aguevado, turns to go down the hill and the Wizard says, 'Hold on, son, come hither! " still missing ....
The young man replied: Nah, Warlock !!....... Now I understand why there is so much !!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEACH IN COSTA RICA
When he found the witch at the top of Monte de la Cruz, asked
shaman shamans Tell me: What is the shortest path, safe and straightforward to get to the heart of a woman TICA?
The shaman replied: There is no safe way to the heart of a woman's policy, only the edge of the cliff paths and roads with no maps or compasses, covered with rocks, thorny bushes and poisonous snakes. "
But then, what should I do to win the heart of my eagle? Remember
Boy: Keep in your mind and your heart the lessons and give you advice ... Follow them closely and you'll get to the heart of the woman you love.
1. Brush your teeth.
2. Do not scratch the front of her eggs.
3. Give it away flowers and many, many present.
4. Lift the toilet seat before urinating and remember to download it later.
5. Wash your hands when leaving the bathroom.
6. Do not chew with your mouth open.
7. Hard not to burp, or better, not ever burp.
8. Not fart.
9. Do not speak ill of her mother, love it as his own mother.
10. Do not say bad words.
11. Ria always the bad jokes of it.
12. Not cele, or perhaps, a little bit.
13. Let her be jealous of you. She can.
14. Do not get chubby. Moreover, never fat. Yes it can (but never tell).
15. Do not delay in the bathroom. Learn how to clean the bathroom floor, but still, do not delay.
16. Do not let the cloth lying.
17. Do not say that she can not drive.
18. Do not be late home. Leave work and go immediately to your home.
19. Do not linger with friends. Or better yet, have no friends.
20. Do not dream about having friends.
21. Never look at or talk about boobs or buttocks of her friends.
22. Do not be stingy. Use at least two debit cards and two credit.
23. Do not look at other women. Moreover, understanding once there are no other women.
24. Do not talk about your ex. You never had anyone before her.
25. Say 'I love you' at least 24 times a day.
26. Learn to cook.
27. Wash dishes and leave the kitchen clean.
28. Arrange the bed (always).
29. Call it from anywhere, hopefully when you are busier
30. Let her buy clothes, shoes, etc., Whenever she wants. Moreover, help her to walk for hours choosing what you want to buy (and smile while walking).
31. Let her talk for hours on the phone, and if you can, pay the phone bill.
32. No snoring.
33. Remember, you do not like hates football and Formula 1 racing.
34. Shave every day so they would not hurt.
35. Do not think only about sex, but do not overdo it; propóngaselo often, but you are tired and made m. ..
36. Observe when she hurt her head, but if she asks, complázcala immediately.
Oh, and will not fall asleep immediately afterwards should look into her eyes and caress it until it is she who is peacefully asleep.
37.Diga at all times that she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. 38.No
discuss with her remember she is always right about everything. 39.Hágale
know how miserable life would if she is not with you.
The Young aguevado, turns to go down the hill and the Wizard says, 'Hold on, son, come hither! " still missing ....
The young man replied: Nah, Warlock !!....... Now I understand why there is so much !!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEACH IN COSTA RICA
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