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If you drink alcohol



in cigarette packets are forced to warn consumers about the danger in excessive consumption of this product ...
The government is considering issuing a law to warn consumers of alcoholic beverages by danger to his heavy drinking, the legends are the following proposals:


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of dance as shallow.

> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that their ex-girlfriends are really desperate and you want the phone call at three in the morning.

> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when this shouting wildly and spitting in the face.

> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think that is an expert in Kung Fu.

> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you in the morning look at the other side of the bed and see something really scary (whose name and / or species can not remember.)

> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that is strong, smart and better looking than a really big nicknamed "butchered"

> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that it is invisible and that nobody sees it ... or it can penetrate walls or test the hardness of the same punches.

> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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